Doctor's office story

We took Kaylee to the doctor yesterday for her 18-month checkup. She got cranky at the office and here is a little conversation we all had.

Will: "Kaylee! High five!"
Kaylee: "No."
Me: "Come sit on my lap!"
Kaylee: "No."
Me: "Don't somersault into the chair!"
Kaylee: "No."
(This went on for a little while...)
Will: "You're very contradictory right now."
Kaylee: "Good."